Tsk Tsk Tsk

So obviously this is the last graded blog post, it should be fantastic. It should also be on time. However, this blog post is neither of those. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.  But, look at it from my perspective, actually don't...I don't really have a good excuse. Honestly though, I thought we were friends, so we should be even by now. Basically time is abstract so on time and late mean the same thing? So just pretend this blog post was great and on time. Or don't. It doesn't even matter.

Forget it.

6 Pet Peeves

I have no idea why, but I have an extremely low tolerance for stupidity. Not to say that I'm not dumb...I mean, look at my last post. Obviously I'm not the brightest crayon in the Crayola box. However, my pet peeves are really trivial things that probably don't bother anyone but yours truly. It's basically people telling me it's not a big deal. When, in fact, it is a MASSIVE deal.

How to Wake Up

Is it me or is it just impossible to wake up? I'm not talking Christmas morning waking up, but monday-morning-math-final waking up. Well, lucky for you! I just figured out how to beat the system. And since I'm the blog you are now following (nod your head yes), I decided to share this fantastic secret with you.

Inspiration

Well look who it is. A reader. Yes, I'm talking to you. You, the one that makes me stay up at night thinking about what I should blog about. And you thought you didn't matter. How. Funny.