How to Wake Up

Is it me or is it just impossible to wake up? I'm not talking Christmas morning waking up, but monday-morning-math-final waking up. Well, lucky for you! I just figured out how to beat the system. And since I'm the blog you are now following (nod your head yes), I decided to share this fantastic secret with you.

Step 1: Denial

It's only real if you think it is. Rollover in your bed and ignore the clock that insists that it is 7:30. 

Me, with my hair in the morning

Step 2: Panic

So, maybe you're running 15 minites late. What's new? You can get ready fast. Wait, where is my backpack?

Throwing on an outfit

Step 3: Regret

Feel bad that you didn't make it on time. Promise yourself to go to bed early, so you can get up on time.

Step 4: Embarrassment

Walk into class, feel the disappointment. Attempt to cover your red face with your flimsy binder. 

Step 5: Fib

You wouldn't be late if the traffic was so bad. You wouldn't be late if class didn't start so early.

Step 6: Forget

Move onto the next issue, disregard your anxiety attack at the beginning of the day. 

Step 7: Repeat

Go back to step 1, sadly.


-For Your Consideration