Technical Difficulties

Welcome, one and all to my pity party. It originally was going to be a Tea Party, but I don't drink tea and it's not Tuesday (Thursdays don't count, they sound like thumb). I'm not really into the pity party thing-but I like to complain on mornings like this. So here we go.

I don't know how to use a computer. There, happy? No, really. I'm like I think that's the screen and this is where the mice go. But it's okay because I have super duper awesome friends named Amanda, Grace, and Emily that know how to deal with technology. 

However, this is problem because I get back to my house and I just stare at my computer like it's some piece of scary monster goop. Which I'm pretty sure it is because when I close the "lid" to the computer. A light at the bottom of the keyboard part gets brighter and then dims. 

I don't know why it does that.

So I ask my inanimate computer.

"Why do you do that."

*light get's brighter*

"I can't sleep if you're going to do that."

*light dims*

"You stupid piece of monster goop."

*throwing of computer*

"That's expensive Alizah!" -Mom

"See what you've done?"

*Computer doesn't save anything.*

"I'm done, I'm moving on to a new relationship with paper."

*plays really cool song*

And that's when I trust my computer again. 

I know, I'm an utter and complete loser. I just like to think that I'm cool because I can do long division which is probably something 

-For Your Consideration.