I would forget to check the mail:
The other day, I forgot that I was making apple cider. So I left the tea kettle on the stove that could potentially burn up my house. No big deal.
I can't go to the store:
I know people love to shop and all...but I can't. The only store I would shop at is Costco...where I would impulsively buy everything. Which, isn't' a bad thing. We all like chocolate muffins, right?
Cooking, is a no go.
The best I'm ever going to get at cooking is pouring milk into a cereal bowl. Oh, and PB&J's. I'm a pro at those
Gardening is not for me
I don't know why, but every old person I know plants flowers or something. Or they have a million apple trees. I have an artificial poinsettia?
|Elephant and Donkey|
Which probably are important I just don't watch them, because I am watching Cupcake Wars. I mean, it's a war...which is also important.
Most of the adults I know have a set bedtime. It's like 7 o'clock. On weekends.
-For Your Consideration